Species: Earth Pony
Shoddy Cunning (Just call him Shods or Shoddy) is a very lazy pony. He barely likes to do anything on his own, and only really likes to do things for monetary gain. His favorite form of bribery-I mean, payment, is anything butterscotch. Whether it's butterscotch candies, or butterscotch ice cream, he will be eating it as much as possible.
He's not very caring, though, as he usually does things half-hearted. He Likes to make snarky remarks every now and then, and is somewhat of a jerk, just don't say it to his face. Actually, go ahead and do it, he's too lazy to do anything about it anyways. He also has a strange tendency to use out-of-date Fifties lingo.
He's also taken up sudoku. He can be seen doing it on the benches in town square. And never much else.
Gumption: 4 - He's somewhat strong, if he isn't too lazy not to do something.
Quickness: 1 - His laziness makes him move at a snail's pace.
Smartness: 6 - He's exceptionally smart, and can make great tactics. Sadly, he usually barely pays attention so they almost always come out bad...
Excitement: 1- He can get excited, but the odds of it happening are slim to none.
Caring: 1 - It's hard for him to care about something when he doesn't feel like getting off the couch.
Friendship: 1 - He's new. And a jerk.
Cutie Mark: King symbol with a butterscotch candy. +1 for anything involving planning, or strategy.