Fauxrion:
“This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've
dreamed since I was small. All those sycophantic dolts, will say I’m
quite the handsome colt. What they don't know is that I have fooled
them all!”
Orion:
“This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've
dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my
friends to celebrate, my wedding bells may never ring for me at all!”
Fauxrion:
“I could care less about the gifts, I won't par