Earth Pony

The Life Of Mumpty

Mumpty Bumpty is an Earth Pony at the age of twenty, as a filly she dreamed of being a unicorn, and was often found researching magic. Soon, she became happily obsessed with food, ignoring everything except her friends in favor of filling her belly, because of this, she soon gained her cutie mark, a purple spoon. She loves playing with her friends, getting dirty, chatting with her friends, and devouring everything in sight, her favorite hobby is finding new, exotic foods to try, most of which others would find gross.


I was new to Ponyville, and I was rather confused about where I was, who everyone else was, and what I was supposed to do. I eventually got my bearings and learned a couple of names and faces around town. I guess I often view myself as an outsider still, because it seems that everybody else is more acquainted with the town than me. My purpose in Ponyville is to find something exciting to do, because if there's one thing I hate, it's having nothing to do. Of course, there IS more than one thing I hate, but if I told you all of the things I disliked, I'd never finish my story...

Helpful Hints for Explorers At-Large

Hey there, Everypony! Sandy Rivers here once again to tell you what you need to know to survive in the crazy world we call Equestria. Now, I know I'm usually the first pony to say that everything you'll ever need, you can find out in the wild but there's something out there that even the most experienced traveler needs from time to time.

A Friendly Warning on Hydras

Hey Everypony, Sandy Rivers here to tell you what you need to know to survive in this crazy world! Now, I'm usually a pony that prefers to be as prepared as possible for any contingency but sometimes you make mistakes and they say that experience is the best teacher. Well, some lessons experience teaches with a little slap on the wrist where other messages it likes to beat you with over the head until you can't remember where it was you started. That being said, I offer a disclosure to you all: never do what I did.

A Few On-The-Road Hints

Hey everypony, Sandy Rivers here! Now, you don't need me to tell you that living on the road can be scary. There's a lot of things you need to know to get by but luckily you have me to give you the survival tips you need to survive!


Sandy Rivers: Cartographer in action!

Hello everyone! I'm Sandy Rivers, one of the finest explorers and map makers in Equestria! I've been everywhere from Appleloosa to the Everfree forest on the hunt to find new and exciting things but I can tell you that I haven't seen one tenth of all the things out there. It's a big ol' world and I want to see it all! However, that doesn't mean that I don't take time to rest at home between journeys. Sometimes after a long trip you just want to curl up with a nice book or go out for some oats with your friends. Someponies like to say, 'work hard, play hard' but not me. I like it nice and easy.

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