Local Fire Reveals Shocking Truths

** The front page of everypony's newspaper is plastered with that bold headline and there is a picture from the outside of a home looking in at a wall that has been completely smashed out. All the walls have been burned and singed and inside there are stacks of stuffed animals, precious metals and jewels, burned pictures and singed documents all covered in extinguisher foam. The floor appears to be covered in a puddle of once-molten silver. **

Incandescence's Opinions: The Revenge (Because it belongs in every series.)

{The standard station is overrun with static for a moment, followed by a distinctive click and then a silence. It's that time again. The voice on the other end has more to say, an unfamiliar but by now familiar voice for those who have their easy listening interrupted.}


Hello Equestria. How are you? How have you been? Did you miss me? I missed you. I've been thinking about what to say to you all, there's really so much to comment on. I'm not entirely sure where to start, but still, wow, it's been wiiiild ride since my last broadcast hasn't it? It's like nothing has threatened our nation in over a month! To most, at least.

Incandescence's Opinions Return

{Incandescence taptaps the Mic, dialing in to one of the public radio frequencies and taking a deep breath, putting on her boy voice. Time to entertain.}


Bang! Good morning Equestria, it is another beauuutiful day. The sun is shining thanks to the all powerful being, that glorious inglorious leader that lords over us and makes sure that we do not stray from our accetpable paths in life. You all know who I mean... Anyway! On with the show!


Today's Episode: Luna, The School for gifted Unicorns, The Winter Wrap Up, Canterlot, and The Edge of the Universe.

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