Try and make me laugh!

[Flying Colors]

Hello everypony, I'm just so dang depressed that I hardly say much nowadays.. so I thought maybe the community here could offer up some comedy here to help me feel a little better. I really need this as there's nopony on skype that can really nail a joke and it never gets me grinning or laughing.

So here are the rules:
1. Nothing nsfw, as this is a family site.
2. the jokes must be original, not borrowed.
3. Use whatever you wish for a prop, or whatever but if your joke doesn't require one, feel free to just post it.
4. I have a very good sense of humor but be warned i don't understand sarcasm.
5. You can try as many times as you like, here are no limits.
You can use a video, but there's a limit to what i find funny in them.

So there you have, so I hope you guys will help a fellow suffering brony out of his unhappy depression..

[Gerosanta]

Having a solid knowledge of this web site helped me a lot.

[Abelinut]

I'm the same, I try to laugh but can not really It is very stressful to life.

[JasonMay]

Hello everypony, I'm just so dang depressed that I hardly say much nowadays.. so I thought to check out phenq here maybe the community here could offer up some comedy here to help me feel a little better. I really need this as there's nopony on skype that can really nail a joke and it never gets me grinning or laughing.
So there you have, so I hope you guys will help a fellow suffering brony out of his unhappy depression..

Why can’t ponies dance? They have two left feet.

What do you call a pony that lives next door? A neigh-bor!

Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!

And why do ponies have such big nostrils? Because they have hooves! You try picking your nose without fingers, see how easy that is...

[GhostbearX2]

I want to know if there are people still playing the forums again.